humor
Only laughter can blow to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laug — Mark Twain
Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live. — Mark Twain
France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it i — Mark Twain
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how litt — Mark Twain
What is the difference between a taxidermist & a tax-collector? The taxidermist — Mark Twain
Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired. — Mark Twain
Only one thing is impossible for God: to find any sense in any copyright law on — Mark Twain
The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a — Mark Twain
Physicians have this advantage: the sun lights their success and the earth cover — Michel de Montaigne
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. — Michel de Montaigne
I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficientl — Michel de Montaigne
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and tho — Michel de Montaigne