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They spell it "Vinci" and pronounce it "Vinchy". Foreigners always spell better — Mark Twain
Enough, enough, enough! Say no more! Lump the whole thing! say that the Creator — Mark Twain
Guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. — Mark Twain
A gifted person ought to learn English (barring spelling and pronouncing) in thi — Mark Twain
Some German words are so long that they have a perspective. Observe these exampl — Mark Twain
In German, a young lady has no sex, while a turnip has. — Mark Twain
Jim was most ruined for a servant, because he got stuck up on account of having — Mark Twain
H'aint we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough maj — Mark Twain
Whenever the literary German dives into a sentence, that is the last you are goi — Mark Twain
The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact — Mark Twain
A Jewish beggar is not impossible, perhaps; such a thing may exist, but there ar — Mark Twain
Herodotus says, "Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not h — Mark Twain