humor
Tomorrow night I appear for the first time before a Boston audience — 4000 criti — Mark Twain
He has taught me to abhor and detest the Sabbath day and hunt up new and trouble — Mark Twain
A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle. — Mark Twain
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position — Mark Twain
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our hard — Mark Twain
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. — Mark Twain
Definition of a classic — something that everybody wants to have read and nobody — Mark Twain
To create man was a fine and original idea; but to add the sheep was a tautology — Mark Twain
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. — Mark Twain
Always acknowledge a fault frankly. This will throw those in authority off their — Mark Twain
Humor must not professedly teach, and it must not professedly preach, but it mus — Mark Twain
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. Thi — Mark Twain