humor
I wouldn't have ate it, only I'm too lady-like to take it out of my mouth. — George Bernard Shaw
God help England if she had no Scots to think for her! — George Bernard Shaw
I have defined the 100 per cent American as 99 per cent an idiot. — George Bernard Shaw
I appeal to the chemists to discover a humane gas that will kill instantly and p — George Bernard Shaw
The first prison I ever saw had inscribed on it cease to do evil: learn to do we — George Bernard Shaw
A man of my spiritual intensity does not eat corpses. — George Bernard Shaw
Ein echter deutscher Mann mag keinen Franzen leiden, Doch ihre Weine trinkt er g — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
My jokes will make a fortune, I won't. — Jules Renard
The devil take this wrong arithmetic. But never mind. — Karl Marx
I'll risk forty dollars that he can outjump any frog in Calaveras county. — Mark Twain
I don't see no p'ints about that frog that's any better'n any other frog. — Mark Twain
He was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie — Mark Twain