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We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we — George Bernard Shaw
I was a cannibal for twenty-five years. For the rest I have been a vegetarian . — George Bernard Shaw
You must not suppose, because I am a man of letters, that I never tried to earn — George Bernard Shaw
Do not do unto others as you would expect they should do unto you. Their tastes — George Bernard Shaw
My way of joking is to tell the truth . It's the funniest joke in the world. — George Bernard Shaw
The whole strength of England lies in the fact that the enormous majority of the — George Bernard Shaw
Why was I born with such contemporaries? — George Bernard Shaw
That proves it's not by Shaw, because all Shaw's characters are himself: mere pu — George Bernard Shaw
If parents would only realize how they bore their children! — George Bernard Shaw
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be se — George Bernard Shaw
It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other E — George Bernard Shaw
He ain't a copper just look at 'is boots! — George Bernard Shaw