George Bernard Shaw: My way of joking is to tell the truth . It's the funniest joke in the world.

My way of joking is to tell the truth . It's the funniest joke in the world. — George Bernard Shaw

My way of joking is to tell the truth . It's the funniest joke in the world.

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