humor
If you feel irritated by the absurd remarks of two people whose conversation you — Arthur Schopenhauer
Fish and visitors stink in three days. — Benjamin Franklin
Having touched Christ's feet is not an excuse for punctuation mistakes. — Fernando Pessoa
Yes, talking to people makes me sleepy. — Fernando Pessoa
Being a retired major looks like an ideal thing to me. What a pity you couldn't — Fernando Pessoa
It's certain that, when hearing from any of those people the story of their sexu — Fernando Pessoa
My Lord St. Albans said that Nature did never put her precious jewels into a gar — Francis Bacon
All in all, Nietzsche was an opponent of socialism, an opponent of nationalism, — Friedrich Nietzsche
Nietzsche, like other young men of great intellectual gifts, was debilitated by — Friedrich Nietzsche
The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself. — Friedrich Schiller
The lemonade is weak, like your soul. — Friedrich Schiller
I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler. I don't like beer. — George Bernard Shaw