humor
We live not in order to eat, but in order not to know what we feel like eating. — Anton Chekhov
If only one tooth aches, rejoice that not all of them ache.... If your wife betr — Anton Chekhov
Once you’ve married, be strict but just with your wife, don’t allow her to forge — Anton Chekhov
Watching a woman make Russian pancakes, you might think that she was calling on — Anton Chekhov
I myself smoke, but my wife asked me to speak today on the harmfulness of tobacc — Anton Chekhov
Hoping for the critics' indulgence, the author asks to send money for his story — Anton Chekhov
Надеясь на снисхождение критиков, автор просит немедленно выслать деньги за расс — Anton Chekhov
I was so drunk the whole time that I took bottles for girls and girls for bottle — Anton Chekhov
I drank so much in Peter<sburg> that Russia should be proud of me! — Anton Chekhov
I think that it would be less difficult to live eternally than to be deprived of — Anton Chekhov
A man who doesn’t drink is not, in my opinion, fully a man. — Anton Chekhov
Aristotle could have avoided the mistake of thinking that women have fewer teeth — Aristotle