Anton Chekhov: I was so drunk the whole time that I took bottles for girls and girls for bottles.

I was so drunk the whole time that I took bottles for girls and girls for bottle — Anton Chekhov

I was so drunk the whole time that I took bottles for girls and girls for bottles.

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