Mark Twain: H'aint we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any town?

H'aint we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough maj — Mark Twain

H'aint we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any town?

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