Mark Twain: What is the difference between a taxidermist & a tax-collector? The taxidermist only takes your skin.

What is the difference between a taxidermist & a tax-collector? The taxidermist — Mark Twain

What is the difference between a taxidermist & a tax-collector? The taxidermist only takes your skin.

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