humor
Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance. — Michel de Montaigne
No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them deliberat — Michel de Montaigne
Those that will combat use and custom by the strict rules of grammar do but jest — Michel de Montaigne
Marriage is a noose. — Miguel de Cervantes
I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion. — Miguel de Cervantes
When a man says, "Get out of my house! what would you have with my wife?" there — Miguel de Cervantes
And, after all, what is a fashion? From the artistic point of view, it is usuall — Oscar Wilde
We have really everything in common with America nowadays, except, of course, la — Oscar Wilde
It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is absolutely — Oscar Wilde
He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's ey — Oscar Wilde
An excellent man: he has no enemies, and none of his friends like him. — Oscar Wilde
People who count their chickens before they are hatched act very wisely because — Oscar Wilde