humor
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. — A.A. Milne
Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back. — J.K. Rowling
I have nothing to declare except my genius. — Oscar Wilde
No good deed goes unpunished. — Oscar Wilde
I have now come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this — Abraham Lincoln
Has it not got down as thin as the homeopathic soup that was made by boiling the — Abraham Lincoln
Why is it nobody understands me and everybody likes me? — Albert Einstein
Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity, I do not underst — Albert Einstein
I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgmen — Albert Einstein
Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwr — Albert Einstein
Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else—unless it is an enemy — Albert Einstein
That can not possibly be, because it could never possibly be. — Anton Chekhov