humor
I love talking about nothing, father. It is the only thing I know anything about — Oscar Wilde
Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything excep — Oscar Wilde
Musical people are so absurdly unreasonable. They always want one to be perfectl — Oscar Wilde
Fashion is what one wears oneself. What is unfashionable is what other people we — Oscar Wilde
Oh, why will parents always appear at the wrong time? Some extraordinary mistake — Oscar Wilde
Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. — Oscar Wilde
Lord Goring : Now I'm gonna give you some good advice. Mrs. Cheveley : Pray don' — Oscar Wilde
Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for fami — Oscar Wilde
If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it. — Oscar Wilde
I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me fa — Oscar Wilde
If it took Labouchere three columns to prove that I was forgotten, then there is — Oscar Wilde
Seeing only what is fair, Sipping only what is sweet, Thou dost mock at fate and — Ralph Waldo Emerson